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For chrissakes, I'm talking about all of us getting laid here! Only four percent of heterosexual couples feature a shorter man.

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Right now, many men incorrectly believe that women want a taller man for evolutionary reasons—to protect us and gall offspring. But if you ask women, it's about feeling feminine.